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They are waterproof and insulated in special fabric which makes one think they don't have RA or any other illness AT ALL. I am considering wearing mine full time.
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A
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Do you think you'll be able to pole dance with it on Amanda?
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Oh yes because it only covers the top half plus by the time we pole dance the jackets will be empty as we'll have drunk and eaten all the supplies.
Or we just take them off and throw them into the crowd...
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What exactly are we taking off and throwing into the crowd? Jean, can you bring along a good supply of spotted ones please?
Eleanor x
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Spotted bloomers?? Are they the only type Jean owns? You`d think she`d fancy a change, wouldn`t you? It`s like Doreen walking round with a book on her head instead of a hat. Anyone would think the people on this forum were a bit daft. It`s just a good job there are a few sane ones left, like myself.
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What........when you want an orange fluorescent jacket with an extra large pocket for the whisky? Yeah, right, sounds sane to me.....NOT. 
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Orange is easily seen, Doreen, in times of distress, and the whisky is purely MEDICINAL, in case of shock, or hypothermia.
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......except that here won't be any left because you will have drunk it all 
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Eleanor, keep up! LOL We'll be throwing the designer life jackets I am having made (bespoke) into the crowd when we begin the pole dance.
They're so handy as you can keep up to four bottles in one jacket plus room for a few box of chocs and other vitals..
Orange IS a sensible colour, I agree. We have a purple, pink, gold, but you're welcome to lime green or sunshine yellow?
(with or without glitter and sequins?)
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when Jean came to Wales to visit me I bought her a lovely white/red dragon thong (she has never told any-one about that think she wants to keep it to her-self)
can I have the lime green with sparkles thanks Amanda
as you can see I am back again like an old penny had Arther visit for a week or so but he is going now
will be willing to go on a boat ride any-where
have been waxing my pole for the next dance any-one want to have a go?? you will be welcome
Mary L
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So glad you chucked Arthur out Mary, he's a nasty piece of work.
I have my own pole now, but thanks for the offer.
Will order you the life jacket...how many pockets do you need for booze and chocs? I have 15. (or any other essentials)
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Amanda
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Hi Arther is still trying to stay but not to much bother now thank goodness I do not like chocs but I will have the normal pockets 17 for the wine etc  if your pole is not as smooth as mine I will let you have a go  Mary L
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Please Mary, can I have a go at your pole? I haven`t been able to get any wax for mine, and I don`t want Jean to show me up, especially if she`s wearing that dragon-thong you bought her.
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In the name of the wee man! If we throw the jackets into the eager, watching throng there may be serious repercussions (concussion) with all the bottles in the pockets! Will we have insurance against any claims which may result? And.......are the pockets really big enough or will I need my trolley as well?
Eleanor x
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Time to own up, I've never been on a pole, can someone teach me?  Amanda, the new jacket is fantastic and have been trying it out at home, even my local fireman who are based around the corner can see me in it  so if I get thrown into the sea for getting Eleanor's party wrong, at least I'll be saved by hopefully a nice sailor... Jean in dragon-thongs my mind is boggling, do hope the guy that going to frisk her keeps his cool
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I have to say I haven't tried it on yet!!!!
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I'll give you some lessons on the pole Barbara, as long as I can be teacher's pet at finishing school.
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Or you can borrow my pole Barbara.
There's no worry about the glass from the bottles as I have also had designed special plastic wine bottles and whisky holders which literally disintergrate once empty and thrown in the sea.
It's quite amazing what one can find on Ollie Reed's website.............................
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Doreen, can I have a safety net just in case I fall, also how long are the poles? If you're really good we could ask Eleanor if it's OK to have a small wee pole dancing session at her retirement do? However, you will have to pass your lessons in deportment first no favoritism here I'm afraid! Amanda, I'm glad that you're thinking of the environment, although I would prefer edible wine bottles, can you arrange this too? Jean why have you not tried on your new thong, did Mary get the size wrong and send you one that is too big? I guess with our recent weight loss she must not realise that you are now a size zero
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